My experience with hurricanes is limited to Hurricane Harbor; specifically to that Wikipedia article, which I just read for the first time now. Until this week, my experience with earthquakes revolved around this. The only meteorological phenomena we get in Philadelphia are snow and Rocky imitators.
The East Coast is getting an education in extreme weather this week. There’s a lot of justified concern about Hurricane Irene right now, and to learn more about it and what you should do to prepare, you can visit the National Weather Service’s website or FEMA’s website.
Promo Marketing is not the source for weather emergency information. We are, however, the source for promotional products and bad puns. With that in mind, I used Promo Marketing Search to look up weather terminology and compiled the top 5 emergency weather-themed promotional products that have absolutely nothing to do with the weather.
5. Miami Hurricanes Women’s CB DryTec Luxe Santa Cruz Polo from Cutter & Buck – It’s a hurricane… of style.
4. Avalanche from Picnic Time – Because a sudden onrush of snow is no reason not to have a picnic.
3. 15 oz. Hurricane Glass from Megafast – Because the homepage on Weather.com is a very good reason to have a drink.
2. Be Prepared for Disaster CD from Soundline – The prequel to Appetite for Destruction.
1. 6″ Custom Grey Tornado from Artistic Toy Manufacturing – The National Weather Service just issued an extreme adorability warning.
Stay safe and dry this weekend.
